Is This Carmelo Anthony’s Mistress He’s Cheating On Lala With?

Baller beware. There are rumors swirling that Carmelo Anthony has a mistress on the side named Asia Monroe. If the name sounds familiar it’s because a couple weeks ago this young lady Tweeted out photos of Sacramento Kings forward DeMarcus Cousin’s dong.

Now she’s breaking the news that she had some sort of a relationship with Knicks star Carmelo Anthony. The same Carmelo Anthony that married former MTV VJ Lala less than two years ago.

The rumor comes to us via FullCourtPumps.com, so keep the source in mind throughout. Here is what Miss Monroe told the website:

Ok Basically It all started in February where he followed me on twitter we began talking on there which lead me giving him my number and we started texting well he asked for my gmail account something about he didn’t want his wife finding out about me or what not…so I visited New York around march 1 where me met up and he took me to a place called Juniors Cheesecake in Brooklyn I had took a pic to show my twitter friends who I was having lunch with but he asked for me to delete it but I still kept it in my phone.

He takes her to Juniors Cheesecake? That’s where fat tourists from Wisconsin go to experience “real New York City cheesecake” after they see Spiderman the musical.

There’s also the fact that Lala was not wearing her wedding ring to an interview on NYC hip hop station 105.1 from this week. When questioned about not wearing her wedding ring Lala responded that she simply forgot. Men forget their rings. Women never forget their wedding rings.

Here’s some of the alleged communications between the two parties.

Here’s Asia talking to another website I’ve never heard of, MouthToEars.com (probably not as good as the site I peruse daily, AssToMouth.com).

To be fair I don’t see any c*ck pics and there’s no mention of f*cking or s*cking. It seems it was dinner and flirting. Which in many people’s opinion would not be cheating, especially by people caught going to dinner and flirting with someone who is not their significant other.

Is this the poon that caused Carmelo to play poorly and thus got Mike D’Antoni fired? Imagine losing your job because one of your employees was too busy getting his wang wet to put in a full effort? Wow vaginas are powerful.