This amazingly entertaining video comes to us via our friends over at TurdFerguson. I say it’s amazingly entertaining because the video held my attention for over 7 minutes, and 7 minutes in internet time is like 3 hours in real time. Everyone says their dad is the best dad, but this dad is by far the best dad on the planet Earth. Meet Juan, he’s 16-years-old and hasn’t gotten his d*ck wet just yet, but have no fear because his dear ole dad has a plan to get his son laid – take him to a prostitute. Do I hear Father of the Year candidate?
Sure the hooker wasn’t exactly Kate Upton, heck she wasn’t even as cute as Justin Upton. Not to mention the fact that for the 87 seconds it took Juan to blow his load, it cost his dad $100, which in Nicaragua is like $56,500,000. For $100 in Nicaragua you’d think you could get someone without a spare tire under their shirt. Seeing Juan’s huge smile, I’m sure it was worth every penny.