Here’s an advertisement for you to never take children to the carnival or Florida. Here’s Gregory Matthew Bruni a carnival worker who apparently enjoys some drug use, and by the severity of his actions, it’s most likely bath salts.
Tony and LaDonna Land Tony were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. on Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder. Tony went outside where he discovered Bruni on top of the roof, completely buck naked. Bruni did his best Superfly Jimmy Snuka and jumped down on top of Tony, then knocking him over by smashing him in the shoulder.
Bruni then ran into the house, pulled a 72-inch TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a wet vac onto the floor. That prompted LaDonna to grab her .38 caliber gun and fired three rounds, but missed the naked intruder.
The Lands called 911 and told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni was apparently scared so he calmed his nerves by jerking off in their living room before heading into their son’s bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.
Deputies finally arrived and attempted to control Bruni, but he was wildly flailing around and screaming nonsensically. Bruni greeted the police be drinking the contents of the wet vac, and then spitting at the officers. When all the commotion had concluded, the Lands discovered that Bruni had taken not one, but two craps in their house. I have to do doodies too when I get startled.
Bruni was eventually taken into custody and then transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told officials that they planned to conduct tests to determine “what Bruni was on.”
Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.
God bless you Florida.