Apparently nothing important is going on in Missouri because local news team KY3 leads off their news with the sh*tty story of a kindergartner who needed to take a liquidy dump, but her teacher wouldn’t allow the 6-year-old to go to the bathroom. Miss Doodiepants couldn’t hold her Hershey squirts and that’s when the diarrhea started flowing. The turd girl and her parents Mr. and Mrs. Skidmore (Yes that is the real last name of the girl that sh*t her pants) are throwing a sh*tstorm over the forced crapapalooza.
I don’t know why the parents are so upset, when the poor girl was up sh*ts creek someone gave her a bag to wrap herself in. Seems more than I would do for a 6-year-old covered in feces.
I’m sure this girl’s accident being plastered all over the news won’t cause this young girl to go into scat p0rn by the time she turns 18.
The most concerning part of this story is that the most liked comment on this YouTube video is this:
McMIxTER 4 hours ago 83
Not funny? I could see if the comment came from UnderPantsSkidMore37, than sure, it’s not funny for the kid who crapped themselves, but for everyone else, it’s hilarious.