Over 55,000 people have signed a petition to keep Nickelback from performing at the Lions/Browns on Thanksgiving Day because nobody wants Canadian soft rockers crooning them to sleep even before the tryptophan kicks in. So how can Nickelback change their image to be more appealing to the fine citizens of Detroit?
I give credit to the members of Nickelback for doing this skit on FunnyOrDie because they realize that nearly everybody besides their mothers detests their crappy pop rock and yet they will address the fact that their is indeed a petition signed by over 50,000 people saying they don’t want their sh*tty music ruining Thanksgiving. In the video, Nickelback’s agent attempts to find the reason that Detroit hates them (possibly goat-f*cking) and then he tries to modify the band’s look to make it more Detroit-friendly (hint: it involves Alice Cooper, Tom Selleck, Robocop and Dave Couiler).






