So there a whole bunch of hoopla about the MTV European Music Awards, so I check it out. It turns out that Europe realizes that their music sucks too and if you’re not an American or someone with the last name “Bieber,” than you’re not winning. But don’t take my word for it, check out this list of winners. However not only did the American musicians take over, so did the women. Let’s check out who was the hottest girls from the EMA’s.
Hottest Runner Up: JWoww
I would have shown more tit, but she kept it trashy with the tattoo window.
Hottest Winner: Selena Gomez
I don’t know if you realize this, but Selena Gomez is taking over the game right now.Plus Selena poked fun of Lady GagGag, which is a +1 in my book.
Honrable Mention: Jade Thompson
We won’t totally sh*t on Europe. Jade is a British model, and winner of Britain and Ireland’s Britain’s Next Top Model.
Ugliest Runner Up: Irina Shayk
I’m not saying Irina Shayk is ugly, I’m just saying she looked more like Cocaina Chiq rather than the usual mindblowing hottness that usually is Irina Shayk.
Ugliest Winner: Snooki
Dear Snookster, you have one good trait, your enlarged milk feeders and you decide not to use them as a decoy to divert attention from your problem areas; legs, ass, face, stomach, body. Big mistake girrrrlfriend.
Ugliest Honorable Mention: Katy Perry
Katy, I like where you’re going here with the poodle girl shoes, it really attracts the pedos, but I’ll give you the same advice I gave to Snooki, you have beautiful, bountiful biggums. Why would you hide them away like memories of an unwanted sexual assault?
Here’s some other pics from such stars as Hayden Panettiere, Bar Refaeli, and Lady Gaga looking like a stainless steel and duck tape model of the cochlea part of the ear.
