Madonna’s new album MDMA comes out on March 26th. MDNA is a cutesy abbreviation for “Madonna” because who has time to say “Madonna.” The sexy woman in these pictures claims to be Madonna, but Madonna doesn’t look like this. Madonna has wrinkly tortoise skin and sinewy arms with extruding veins so big they would make a heroin addict cream his shorts. The woman in these pics looks youthful and sexy. Definitely not Madonna. I hope Madonna finds this one and sues the pants off of her to protect her mature image.
