I have three requirements for a lucky lady to get my hand in holy matrimony:
1.) She must be Brazilian
2.) She must be a Victoria Secret’s model
3.) She must love Lucky Charms cereal
Based on these Matt Jones photos of the glorious Adriana Lima, it would appear that Adriana meets all the required stipulations.
I can’t wait to eat pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers out of her bunghole on our magical wedding night.