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Father takes kids on joy ride, with them tied to the roof of his car, and while he was drunk

Via NYDN: The ole “I thought my kids would like it” excuse is probably not a legitimate defense in this circumstance. Of course they’re going to like it, they’re dumb kids. They are the same dumb ...

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Today’s Bath Salts Turns Person into a Cannibal Story of the Day: Woman smokes bath salts in maternity ward two days after giving birth

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but bath salts are really bad for you. They just don’t pose a risk of overdosing, but also appear to make people go bat bat sh*t crazy and start eating other people. Most of the s...

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Be on the lookout for a “suspicious” man licking young girls’ feet

Please tell me that Quentin Tarantino isn’t filming in Pittsford, New York. Via WHAM (No, the news station not the 80′s pop group): In ancient times, like before the internet, I’m sure libraries were gr...

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Unfortunate And/Or Genius Marketing of the Day: Ad for “Safe Showers” next to article about Penn State child sexual abuse scandal

In Thursday’s San Antonio-Express News there was a column about Joe Paterno and the Penn State child rape scandal. Sitting right next to the article about Jerry Sandusky raping kids in the Penn State showers was an advert...

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Best mom ever puts beer in 2-year-old son’s sippy cup

Via HuffPo: It’s hot as Satan’s testicles outside, so what is this endearing mother supposed to give her parched son, curdling warm chocolate milk? You want the thirsty to cool off with the most refres...

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