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I’m Dumping “The River”

Dear The River: We need to break up. I tried and tried, but…it’s just not working. I don’t regret our time together, but let’s be honest: things haven’t been all that good for quite some time. In fact, I think I k...

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The Long Island Charlatan

Americans are idiots. Let me be clear: America is great (except for the South), but AmeriCANS are total dumbasses. Only Americans would be stupid enough to watch a show about someone who claims to communicate with dead people a...

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Worst NFL draft flops in the last 25 years

The draft is over. Are you happy with your team’s selections? Think they did a good job filling some gaps in their defense? Did they get a much-needed play-maker on offense? Only time will tell. Baseball may be the national p...

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Top 10 Best Superhero Movies Ever

The Avengers raked in like $80 gazillion in the first night alone. It has set the record for the biggest weekend opening ever and is on pace to be the highest grossing movie of all-time, which got me thinking: is it the best su...

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An Ode to the Vagina

My daughter turns 1 year old this week. I think that when you have a daughter, as a man, your whole relationship with the vagina changes. The vagina used to be something I rarely saw, but when I did see it, it always looked so ...

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