A horny lonely man will f*ck anything. If there’s a hole, there’s a man trying to figure out how he can stick his d*ck in it. Well no need to just cram your c*ck in just any hole, now you can watch porn on your iPad and then f*ck it. Thanks to the Fleshlight people, they now give you the FleshiPad Holder. If you thought you were productive on your iPad before, now you can be reproductive on your iPad.
That’s right, get your mack on with your Mac.
Why do I foresee a cavalcade of people marching into Apple with ruined iPads do to liquid damage.
