Happy birthday! Enjoy your sh*tty cake! Mayra Flores, 19, Ana Mireles, 18, and Sandra Ortiz, 18, pled guilty to reckless endangerment and conspiracy charges from their sh*tastic birthday prank. On March 23rd the mean girls gave one of their classmate’s a birthday cake. Instead of being baked with love and sprinkles, it was iced with sh*t. The girls “kept trying to get her to eat the cake in front of them, until she finally ate a small piece,” a state trooper reported. Ewwww! You ate doodie cake!
The sh*teater brought the cake home, where her mother and the teen’s three juvenile siblings all munched on the turd pie. They thought the cake tasted bad so they threw out the dessert.
When the disposed cake “started to smell very bad,” the victim took it out of the garbage and brought it back to school to show to her teacher. During questioning by the school’s principal, Flores, Mireles, Ortiz, and the minor admitted “that they placed feces on the cake as a prank.”
The crapcake was sent to a lab and tests revealed that the butt log cake tested positive for the presence of E. coli, confirming the fact that it was indeed a sh*tty cake.
Flores, Mireles, and Ortiz were each sentenced Monday to 22 months probation and ordered to perform 200 hours of community service.
