Good News: Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho is now a YouTube star!
Bad News: It’s for a jerk off video.
The footage of the ex-Barcelona star and his laptop enjoying some alone time in the bathroom and flogging his dolphin were first uploaded to YouTube. It was later removed due to the graphic content on display, though it has since been re-uploaded and has now spread around the internet… lucky us!
The YouTube clip only lasts for 17 seconds so sorry ladies, if you want to be with the sexy Ronaldinho, you better get your jollies in the time it takes the New York Knicks to get off a shot.
News of Ronaldinho’s cyber-indiscretions has caused a stir in Brazil and beyond, but Flamengo coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo gave the best quote of a coach on his player in the history of sports, “This is a particular problem for Ronaldinho. I can not control what is on my player’s computers. The only thing I can do is out of the way before this…. blows,” comically said Luxemburg. A jizz joke by a coach! Maybe U. S. sports could use coaches like this with some personality.
